Monolgue/ Steriotypical American Girl

(dear mattieu I sorry I had to make you a girl but there were very few options left)

I dont know how your going to take this, but there is something really important i have to tell you. You have like really bad hair. Take a look at me for help. I have long long blonde hair to completement my beach body tan. I have long painted pink nails that match my high heels. I say like every other word. I'm not the smartest person in the world, but my daddy's credit cards make up for that. My mom and dad are both very overwieght and all my brother does is drink beer and watch football. My friends all look exactly like me. I love to shop, too bad my clothes can be kind of tacky... Sorry if I'm loud and obnoxious, but your just going to have to deal with that. Everywhere I go I have to bring my little white dog, called cupcake, in my Louis Vutton purse. When it comes down to it, my life is based around materialistic things; shopping, tanning, texting, and partying. I may not be deep or intellectual, but one things for sure: I know how to have fun. So keep in mind while you are judging me, that maybe the reason why you are hating, is because you are just jealous.